搞笑英语格言
日期：2014/7/1 分类：名人名言
搞笑英语格言
1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?
学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我可以重排字母表，我会把你和我放在一起。
7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
我们之前在哪个地方见过吧？
8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
11、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
12、Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来，”所以还是再睡一会吧。
13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″
14、Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
女孩，你最好有个驾照，因为我已被你驾驭得快疯了。(m.lizhi.com)
15、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
是呀，所以我再也不去那里了。
16、″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
17、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
18、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
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